Earlier today, my co-workers and I went to Bison Witches (for those of you who don't know, Bison Witches is the BEST Sandwich place in Tucson). There were 5 of us, we were sitting on a bench on the patio. Outta nowhere, a filthy, stinking hobo comes in and sits on the bench with us and says "I am Harry the Happy Homosexual and I want to suck your dick." He then yelled "Masturbate" 3 times, and asked "So guys, what are we drinking today". All this time, none of us said a word, we were all just staring at each others faces and trying to ignore Mr. Harry but it was kinda hard to ignore the stench though. So anyway, he then clinched his fist, and I almost got ready to pre-emptively strike him first, but then he muterred a few words, and left. Man it was freaky! I mean, thinking about it now, it was really funny, but while it was going on, we all were kinda scared. Somebody really needs to get those freakin' hobos outta the college area. There were 5 guys in my group at the time, god knows what he would've done if it were only women.... oh wait, he was a homosexual, he probably had no interest in them.
Moral of the Story: Women have nothing to worry about when going to Bison Witches.
Mood: Sleepy
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2 comments:
I wonder why he was attracted to your table in the first place?
Shaun
He probably figured a good looking guy like me has to be gay! ;)
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