2 Can Play This Game!

Ok, so this lady, who has her parking spot next to mine is probably one of THE WORST parkers I have ever seen. For the past few weeks, I haven't been parking in my assigned space because I don't want my new Jetta to get all banged up. So today, when I tried parking in my spot and found her car (Silver Camry) clearly not parked properly, I had to do something about it. I didn't wanna park my car over there because I have seen this woman and she is, how shall I say it, of rather "generous proportions" and she needs all the room she can get to get into her car. So, I thought this is the perfect job for my old Corolla. I mean, that old car is nothing but a giant paperweight anyways, so I parked that car in my assigned spot (normally I park it in the general parking area), so close to her car that there is NO way she can get into her car through the driver side door. She can try getting in through the passenger side, but considering she is quite ginormous in size, I can assure you, its not gonna be easy. She can bang my old car all she want, its junk anyways, and she has a brand new Camry, her car at least has some value. Hopefully this will teach her to be more considerate of others from now, if not, she can drag her ass thru the passenger side door everytime she parks here :)