Seinfeld Scene of the day

Scene: George has taken his parents to meet Susan's parents for the first. Everybody is sitting at the dinner table having dinner....

Frank: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

George: Why don't we talk about it another time.

Frank: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right.

Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

Frank: That's perverse.

2 Can Play This Game!

Ok, so this lady, who has her parking spot next to mine is probably one of THE WORST parkers I have ever seen. For the past few weeks, I haven't been parking in my assigned space because I don't want my new Jetta to get all banged up. So today, when I tried parking in my spot and found her car (Silver Camry) clearly not parked properly, I had to do something about it. I didn't wanna park my car over there because I have seen this woman and she is, how shall I say it, of rather "generous proportions" and she needs all the room she can get to get into her car. So, I thought this is the perfect job for my old Corolla. I mean, that old car is nothing but a giant paperweight anyways, so I parked that car in my assigned spot (normally I park it in the general parking area), so close to her car that there is NO way she can get into her car through the driver side door. She can try getting in through the passenger side, but considering she is quite ginormous in size, I can assure you, its not gonna be easy. She can bang my old car all she want, its junk anyways, and she has a brand new Camry, her car at least has some value. Hopefully this will teach her to be more considerate of others from now, if not, she can drag her ass thru the passenger side door everytime she parks here :)

Pigeonocide

Behind that innocent looking wooden cover, there are a few pigeons, awaiting their death. The hatch is for accessing the AC on the roof, but a few pigeons made their nests inside and there is no way to get them out, so our oh so smart handyman decided to cover the hatch and starve them to death... geez. Pretty soon they will start dying and the whole place is gonna start stinking. It will be like living with my college roommates all over again.

Bitch

I had to see you one last time,
There is something on my mind.
How can I say what needs to be said,
The words are hard to find.

How about "bitch, gimme my money,
I want my money and I want it fast.
Hey bitch, gimme my money,
else I'm 'bout to take it out your ass..."

(Stephen Lynch)

I'm Not Fat, I'm...

Holy Crap! Thats one BIG ... feather!

The Gaynamic Duo

These cats are so gay... not that anything is wrong with it! 

CD Review: Bryan Adams - Room Service

I picked up the latest CD by Bryan Adams last weekend. I used to be a big BA fan in the early & mid 90's, back when he was in his prime, around the time "Welcome to the Neighborhood" came out. Since then, his work has slowly been going downhill. Even though he has come up with a few really really good songs lately, "The Best of Me" is one of my all time fav's, but overall, his work lately has been quite un-impressive. The same could be said about his new CD, Room Service. It's his first studio release in nearly 7 years and one would think that a talented guy like him can come up with a few good songs in that period. The CD sounds exactly like his last CD (On A Day Like Today). I won't say there are any bad songs on the CD, but then again, there aren't that many songs in there that will be on my favorite list 5 years from now. The opening track, "East Side Story" is so far, the best in my opinion. The title track "Room Service" and most other songs in the CD sound like any other BA song, with just different lyrics. Track #4 "Flying" sounds exactly like "Please Forgive Me" with a hint of "I'm Ready".
Overall, I give it 1 thumbs up. If you are a Bryan Adams fan, you won't be dissapointed (you may not be impressed either, but you won't be dissapointed).

iPod vs Windows Media - Round 1

Technology News Article | Reuters.com

Thats funny! Bill Gates thinks that iPod wont be around cuz the future is cell phones and not MP3 players. Well hello? Ever heard of Motorola's iTunes phone thats in the works?

Obi Wan's T-shirt

I've heard Obi-Wan is seen wearing this shirt in Episode 3. 

Catalina Mountains

A view of the Catalina Mountains from my apartment balcony. I guess Tucson ain't that shitty after all... :)  

Gavi Restaurant Review

I finally tried Gavi last night. I had heard so many good things about it so I figured I should give it a shot. It's located up by Sunrise and Kolb, a bit to the south of Basha's. The area is a really nice, with a couple of other classy resturants in the vicinity, and located right on the base of a mountain.
We got there around 7:30, and since we didn't have reservations, the wait was about half an hour. The hostesses seemed like they weren't a day over 15, the only hostesses I've ever seen wearing flip flops at work. Our wait was extended a bit because they claimed they called our party but we didn't hear it. For some reason I think they were full of BS becaues we were standing right by the entrance, plus, they used the same excuse with a few other people around as well. We eventually got our table but oh wait, the manager came and said there has been a misunderstanding and that table is for someone else, we had to go back and wait again. So far, things were not looking good for this famed resturant.
Five minutes later, we got our table. For the free appetizer (or whatever the heck you call those free things they give you before they rip you off on the meals), they served Anti-Pasta, which I must confess, was one of the most delicious things I've ever had. With just the right amount of peppers, it melted in your mouth. *drools*. Our server was really nice, the food that we ordered didn't take very long and it more than made up for the bad experience we were having before we got to the table. I ordered Chicken Marsala, the portion was HUGE, it was probably the biggest chicken breast I've ever seen. For Dessert, I ordered Tiramisu, and oh boy it was good. But then again, I've never had bad Tiramisu anywhere, but this one was definately in the top bracket of all the Tiramisu I've had. Overall, it was a good experience, and I'd highly recommend it to anybody. It's a great place to take your date, I may cost only a few dollars more per person than lets say Olive Garden, but totally worth it.

Category: Italian
Location: 5415 N Kolb Rd. Tucson, AZ. 85750
My Rating: 5/5


Mood: Tired, t'was a hell of a night ;)
Current Song: Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

Mitch Hedberg Quote of the Day

"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too."

Mood: Excited
Current Song: Old Habits Die Hard - Mick Jagger

Harry The Happy HoboSexual

Earlier today, my co-workers and I went to Bison Witches (for those of you who don't know, Bison Witches is the BEST Sandwich place in Tucson). There were 5 of us, we were sitting on a bench on the patio. Outta nowhere, a filthy, stinking hobo comes in and sits on the bench with us and says "I am Harry the Happy Homosexual and I want to suck your dick." He then yelled "Masturbate" 3 times, and asked "So guys, what are we drinking today". All this time, none of us said a word, we were all just staring at each others faces and trying to ignore Mr. Harry but it was kinda hard to ignore the stench though. So anyway, he then clinched his fist, and I almost got ready to pre-emptively strike him first, but then he muterred a few words, and left. Man it was freaky! I mean, thinking about it now, it was really funny, but while it was going on, we all were kinda scared. Somebody really needs to get those freakin' hobos outta the college area. There were 5 guys in my group at the time, god knows what he would've done if it were only women.... oh wait, he was a homosexual, he probably had no interest in them.

Moral of the Story: Women have nothing to worry about when going to Bison Witches.

Mood: Sleepy
Current Song: U2 - The Unforgettable Fire