Soccer vs American Sports

5 Reasons why Soccer is better than American sports:

1. No Timeouts - Once you get on the field, you stay on the field until the half is over.
2. No Clock stopping - The games start on time and finish on time (unless the games goes into OT or PK's of course).
3. The Manager/Coach does not come out on the field to argue - I've never seen a soccer coach spit on the official's face.
4. The commentators are not as annoying - No stupid catch phrases, well, except "GOOOOOOOOAAALLL" which is hella cool.
5. Limited Substitutions - You can't change the entire team after each play.


5 Reasons why American Sports are better than Soccer:

1. No Acting - The players don't lie down, clutching their ankles, screaming in pain one minute and running at full speed the next. Here, when athletes scream like that, they are usually out for quite a while.

2. Wardrobe Malfunctions - When was the last time Spice Girls came on the stage during the half time show and showed their nipples to support the English soccer team?

3. The Manager/Coach does not come out on the field to argue - I've never seen a soccer coach spit on the official's face.

4. No weird crowd songs - what do they sing anyways, you can never make out the words!

And last but not least...

5. Cheerleaders - Unless you are gay, this one needs no explanation.