Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Fat-Free, Reduced Calorie Marriages
I found an interesting article about what people in Arab countries are doing to get laid without the headaches that usually accompany a spouse (I said usually, not always!), while at the same time, circumventing the whole "have sex before marriage & burn in hell forever" clause in Islam. To top it all, they can do it for free! And I had to pay a hundred bucks at Nikah to buy my wife! Maybe I can get my $100 back if I can find the receipt (Yeah, my wife is really gonna kill me after reading this).
This whole thing reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George couldn't get the condom out of the wrapper before it was "too late", imagine doing all of that AND running to the Imaam to get your marriage papers before you run out of steam! Man, you'll need to have one hell of a hard on... and I don't think those burqas help.
Click here for the link
This whole thing reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George couldn't get the condom out of the wrapper before it was "too late", imagine doing all of that AND running to the Imaam to get your marriage papers before you run out of steam! Man, you'll need to have one hell of a hard on... and I don't think those burqas help.
Click here for the link
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
The 26 Year Old Sudoku Virgin
I solved my first Sudoku Puzzle today. It took me a little over an hour... but I did write a few emails, talked to a few people on the phone and ate breakfast while solving the puzzle.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Friday, July 14, 2006
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Top 10 Reasons Why Tucson Sucks
10. Slow speed limits and narrow streets.
9. Has only 1 freeway, I-10 East & West (ironically, it mainly goes North and South in Tucson) and is out of way for more than half of the city.
8. No In-N-Out Burger or IKEA.
7. No big league sports teams.
6. Too many cars from Mexico who seem unfamiliar or plainly ignore traffic laws.
5. Wayyy too many ghetto malls and neighborhoods.
4. Crappy Nightlife.
3. Too many fat and ugly people. Even the female news anchors are not pretty.
2. Tucsonans actually think it is a better place to live in Phoenix.
1. It's the home of U of A.
9. Has only 1 freeway, I-10 East & West (ironically, it mainly goes North and South in Tucson) and is out of way for more than half of the city.
8. No In-N-Out Burger or IKEA.
7. No big league sports teams.
6. Too many cars from Mexico who seem unfamiliar or plainly ignore traffic laws.
5. Wayyy too many ghetto malls and neighborhoods.
4. Crappy Nightlife.
3. Too many fat and ugly people. Even the female news anchors are not pretty.
2. Tucsonans actually think it is a better place to live in Phoenix.
1. It's the home of U of A.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Tucson Jungle
I was driving to work this morning, and I looked at a car on my left and this is what I saw...
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Site Visits
According to Google Analytics, 3.33% of visitors to my site came from a domain name called "f***ing-in-heaven". So, Mr. Heavenly Lover, thanks for visiting my blog. I don't know who you are and what you look like, but maybe we'll meet someday (not too soon I hope) and maybe you can teach me some of your tricks that you publicize so much.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Soccer vs American Sports
5 Reasons why Soccer is better than American sports:
1. No Timeouts - Once you get on the field, you stay on the field until the half is over.
2. No Clock stopping - The games start on time and finish on time (unless the games goes into OT or PK's of course).
3. The Manager/Coach does not come out on the field to argue - I've never seen a soccer coach spit on the official's face.
4. The commentators are not as annoying - No stupid catch phrases, well, except "GOOOOOOOOAAALLL" which is hella cool.
5. Limited Substitutions - You can't change the entire team after each play.
5 Reasons why American Sports are better than Soccer:
1. No Acting - The players don't lie down, clutching their ankles, screaming in pain one minute and running at full speed the next. Here, when athletes scream like that, they are usually out for quite a while.
2. Wardrobe Malfunctions - When was the last time Spice Girls came on the stage during the half time show and showed their nipples to support the English soccer team?
3. The Manager/Coach does not come out on the field to argue - I've never seen a soccer coach spit on the official's face.
4. No weird crowd songs - what do they sing anyways, you can never make out the words!
And last but not least...
5. Cheerleaders - Unless you are gay, this one needs no explanation.
1. No Timeouts - Once you get on the field, you stay on the field until the half is over.
2. No Clock stopping - The games start on time and finish on time (unless the games goes into OT or PK's of course).
3. The Manager/Coach does not come out on the field to argue - I've never seen a soccer coach spit on the official's face.
4. The commentators are not as annoying - No stupid catch phrases, well, except "GOOOOOOOOAAALLL" which is hella cool.
5. Limited Substitutions - You can't change the entire team after each play.
5 Reasons why American Sports are better than Soccer:
1. No Acting - The players don't lie down, clutching their ankles, screaming in pain one minute and running at full speed the next. Here, when athletes scream like that, they are usually out for quite a while.
2. Wardrobe Malfunctions - When was the last time Spice Girls came on the stage during the half time show and showed their nipples to support the English soccer team?
3. The Manager/Coach does not come out on the field to argue - I've never seen a soccer coach spit on the official's face.
4. No weird crowd songs - what do they sing anyways, you can never make out the words!
And last but not least...
5. Cheerleaders - Unless you are gay, this one needs no explanation.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Colplay-Like Songs
If you like Coldplay, you might wanna give these 2 songs a shot:
1. Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol). Though this song by itself does not sound like a Coldplay song, most of the songs by this band do and I reckon Coldplay fans will like this song anyway.
2. Sailed On (Landon Pigg). I got this song as a free download from iTunes Music Store last week. The Artist description on ITMS mentioned that his songs are similar to Coldplays, I wouldn't say this song is all that good, but it ain't all that bad either.
1. Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol). Though this song by itself does not sound like a Coldplay song, most of the songs by this band do and I reckon Coldplay fans will like this song anyway.
2. Sailed On (Landon Pigg). I got this song as a free download from iTunes Music Store last week. The Artist description on ITMS mentioned that his songs are similar to Coldplays, I wouldn't say this song is all that good, but it ain't all that bad either.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Shariah vs World Cup
Ok, its understandable that Islam Shariah law is against free speech, equal rights for women, using your brain, peace on earth etc etc, but why the hell is it against Football/Soccer??!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/5150118.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/5150118.stm
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