Royal Lahaina Luau Review

I signed up for this particular Luau because I it came with the Atlantis Submarine ride package/combo. I figured a Luau is a Luau, just a bunch of Polynesian people dancing in little clothes and considering that most Luaus accommodate a few hundred people, probably really bad food. Needless to say, I was right on the target.
What made this particular Luau crappier than others was that it started off late (more than 2 hours late). Our ticket said that it will start at 5:00 and it did not start till 7:00. They advertised free drinks, but only Mai Tai and Cosmo were free (and as expected, they were pretty crappy), Pina Colada and a few other drinks were $10 extra. The food, as expected was just OK. Not being a big dance connoisseur, I cant say how good or bad the dancers were, but the fire dancers dropped their torches quite a few times (about 5 times in 5 minutes).
All in all, it was a pretty crappy Luau (not that I have been to any other Luaus to compare it to), but if I were you, I'd try some other Luau and not this Royally Crappy Lahaina Luau.