Thursday, June 29, 2006

How Many Pakistani's Does It Take...


MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.


 

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Oh my love, it's a long way we've come...


The pic on the left was taken when I was in 10th grade, about 10 years ago, the pic on the right was taken last year. See any difference? Yeah, neither do I ;)

 

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Royal Lahaina Luau Review

I signed up for this particular Luau because I it came with the Atlantis Submarine ride package/combo. I figured a Luau is a Luau, just a bunch of Polynesian people dancing in little clothes and considering that most Luaus accommodate a few hundred people, probably really bad food. Needless to say, I was right on the target.
What made this particular Luau crappier than others was that it started off late (more than 2 hours late). Our ticket said that it will start at 5:00 and it did not start till 7:00. They advertised free drinks, but only Mai Tai and Cosmo were free (and as expected, they were pretty crappy), Pina Colada and a few other drinks were $10 extra. The food, as expected was just OK. Not being a big dance connoisseur, I cant say how good or bad the dancers were, but the fire dancers dropped their torches quite a few times (about 5 times in 5 minutes).
All in all, it was a pretty crappy Luau (not that I have been to any other Luaus to compare it to), but if I were you, I'd try some other Luau and not this Royally Crappy Lahaina Luau.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Quote Of The Day

"This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty."

(Mitch Hedberg)


 

Monday, June 19, 2006

Babes of World Cup

Brazil



Sweden



Germany



Saudi Arabia

Yeah, my vote goes for the Saudi chick as well. It's almost unfair, the Brazilian, Swedish and the German women don't stand a chance...



 

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Hawaii Pics

Here are the pics from Hawaii

 

Friday, June 09, 2006

I'm Back!

I am back from Hawaii, in 1 piece though highly tanned. Anyways, I will post the pics from Hawaii any day now.