Here is a little SAQ (Seldom Asked Questions) about me:
- Whats your shoe size?
9 1/2
- Why did I name my cat Maximus?
He is named after General Maximus Decimus Meridius (The Gladiator). I like Greek/Roman names that end with "us". I was gonna name him Doofus but I opted for Maximus instead.
- How much money did I really save by switching to Geico?
Not much really because I use Progressive.
- Why a Jetta?
Because I was sick of all my friends and family only buying Honda's and Toyota's.
- But why did you lease it?
Because I was stupid.
- How much do you weigh?
You know you are not supposed to ask a lady that question.
- What's your favorite snack?
These days, Rice Krispy Treats.
- What's up with "Sam"?
Because I am sick of hearing the "Hey, you must be a terrorist ... ha ha ha.." joke.
- Why do you try to immitate Cartman?
Because he is hella cool, God dammit!
- Do you wanna get high?
Nah, that's Towelie's job.
- Do you really think people are actually gonna read this SAQ?
Nope, I mean, they'd have to be total losers if they do :)
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3 comments:
I must be a loser..I read your SAQ:) and I actually liked it!
Hey, my girlfriend is not a loser! She may be a blonde, a bad driver, a loser, but she is not a porn star! :)
Definitely should have bought the Jetta... I think you would have it all paid by now.
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