Monday, September 26, 2005

SAQ

Here is a little SAQ (Seldom Asked Questions) about me:

- Whats your shoe size?
9 1/2

- Why did I name my cat Maximus?
He is named after General Maximus Decimus Meridius (The Gladiator). I like Greek/Roman names that end with "us". I was gonna name him Doofus but I opted for Maximus instead.

- How much money did I really save by switching to Geico?
Not much really because I use Progressive.

- Why a Jetta?
Because I was sick of all my friends and family only buying Honda's and Toyota's.

- But why did you lease it?
Because I was stupid.

- How much do you weigh?
You know you are not supposed to ask a lady that question.

- What's your favorite snack?
These days, Rice Krispy Treats.

- What's up with "Sam"?
Because I am sick of hearing the "Hey, you must be a terrorist ... ha ha ha.." joke.

- Why do you try to immitate Cartman?
Because he is hella cool, God dammit!

- Do you wanna get high?
Nah, that's Towelie's job.

- Do you really think people are actually gonna read this SAQ?
Nope, I mean, they'd have to be total losers if they do :)

 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must be a loser..I read your SAQ:) and I actually liked it!

O-Face said...

Hey, my girlfriend is not a loser! She may be a blonde, a bad driver, a loser, but she is not a porn star! :)

Anonymous said...

Definitely should have bought the Jetta... I think you would have it all paid by now.