Toozer

Ever so often, an ordinary person comes up with an idea that completely transmogrifies the forthcoming. I too, just came up with such an abstraction, an idea so simple, yet so brilliant that it leaves all who hear about it, in total reverence. For over two decades, I have been seeing people with unsanitary teeth until one day I couldn't take it anymore and took it upon myself to rid mankind of such a putrid affair.
Behold, the "Toozer", an amalgamation of a Toothbrush with a Tazer. The answer to all of humanity's woes! Ok, maybe not all, but at least one! Everyday we are bombarded by a mash-up of multiple products, bundled together as one for the convenience of the simpletons, like Cell phones and Cameras, Pencils and Erasers, Automobiles and Stereos etc etc, so the combination of a toothbrush and a Tazer seemed quite natural. Those of us who have been privileged enough to use a good quality electric toothbrush must know how they have the 2 minute timers. With the Toozer, if you turn off your toothbrush before the 2 minutes are up, you will get 10,000 volts of electrical fiesta! :) That should be enough to coerce people to have good oral hygiene. Should make for an excellent christmas gift for children and adults alike and should also help drive some of them darn dentists out of business.


"[Dentists!] Who needs them? Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews!"
(Beth to Jerry Seinfeld)