Monday, August 08, 2005

Immigration Dude

Ok, so it seems the US Customs agency have a hiring policy of hiring only the biggest jerks around. I ran into a total jackass on my way back from Toronto. That guy had a big attitude and ego problem and totally reminded me of a song by Stephen Lynch:

If I could be a superhero, I'd be Immigration dude
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes, for eating up all of our food.

And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing & picking our fruit

I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude

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