Ok, Bobbee and I have been trying to join a softball league in town for a while now. It's hard enough to find an opening in an existing team, finding a team that has room for both of us is nearly impossible. So, we figured, what the fudge, we will just form our own team and then kick their asses. You know in the movies, when the dorks / nerds / losers don't get to play with the jocks / hunks / Prom king material boys, what do they always do? Exactly, they form their own team, find 1 superstar, and somehow get to the tournament final where in the last few seconds of the game, the loserest of the loser helps them win the game. Yeah, that team is gonna be us! We already have our superstar, Bobbee, she played softball all her life and for her college, even has a coaching endorsement and we have our ultimate dork, me, who bought his first softball Mitt last weekend. Now all we need are 13 players to fill in the gap. I am actually pretty decent at it. All that golf practice somehow made me a pretty decent pitcher, go figure!
So if you, or anyone you know lives in Tucson, is not comatose, and has the least bit of interest in joining a softball league, lemme know. We are not gonna be too competative, We mainly wanna do this for fun, hang out, make new friends, and hit a few softballs while buzzed. If interested, email me at towelieGotHigh@gmail.com or just reply to this post and leave your contact info.
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Move to Phoenix/Tempe/Mesa and then we will talk :)
Yeah but if you are on the team then I can't be the dorkiest one there :(
I will let you be the dork, don't worry.
You can let me be the dork but that wont change anything. It's kinda like that episode of Star Trek where Picard let Wesley Crusher sit in the captains chair, that didn't mean that Wesley was the captain of the Enterprise!
Shaun, you can let other people be the dork but the aura of your dorkiness will undoubtedly overshadow them.
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