I was at Sports Authority this weekend, looking for a new golf putter when a guy approached me.
Him: "Do you know a lot about Golf?".
Me: "Yeah, a little".
Him: "I don't know which club should I buy. My neighbors dog keeps sh!tting in my yard and I want to buy a golf club so I can throw the f***ing sh!t back to his yard."
Me: "How far do you wanna fling poo?"
Him "About that far" (points to the door, about 30 feet away)
Me: "Yeah, a sand wedge should do the job."
Him: "Oh cool, thanks" (takes a sand wedge and leaves)
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1 comment:
that is a funny and gross story.
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