Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentines Day

This one's for my Lady:

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two,
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you,
And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee,
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.

But I don't have a hammer and I dont have a ship
So I can't build your house and we can't take a trip
And I'll never be a poet, nor have the painter's grace
So I'll never write your verse, nor immortalize your face

And also I have herpes...


 

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