So I was at Barns N Noble this friday night, the same day the new Harry Potter book came out. The whole place was PACKED! Filled with little kids in their little Harry Potter costumes, dragging thier miserable parents all over the place. They had actors in Harry Potter outfits & fake british accents signing autographs. I dunno why, it's not like they were real actors from the movie or anything, probably some C-rated actors, who work part time at Denny's after being spit out from the bottom of the porn industry. They had puppet shows, singers, face painters, you name it, they had it. It was like a full fletched Potty-fest going on there. Some of the little kids looked so cute in their little Harry Potter costumes but a part of me couldn't help feel sorry for them because you know half of those boys are never gonna get laid!
"To Virginity and Beyond!"
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Never say never :)
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