Oh Canada!

So, I finally got to Toronto in 1 peiece and 2 hours earlier than planned so yay for that! :) I was again selected for "random" screening... surprise surprise! And they have a new cool machine that they use to screen for bomb residue on you. You step into this little glass cage and they puff air all over you... kinda like that puff they blow in your eyes when you go to an optometrist. Surprsingly enough, they didn't find any explosive residue on me!!! (Hey, Mr. FBI guy, if you are reading this blog, I am JUST JOKING!)
Anyways, my family decided to go straight to my cousins place (the cousin who is getting married) from the airport. Over there, we hung out over there for a long time. Met a lot of my cousins and uncles and aunts that I hadn't seen in decades. So it was fun and then later, all the guys and girls went for Ice cream at a really fancy schmancy place and got yelled at by the manager for being too loud. I gotta get my hands on some pics we took tonight and post them here.

Update: I finally got my hands on a few pics, here is one. If you look really close between the 2 guys, you will see a brown shirt, its me inside of it :)

Cows and Goats for Chelsea

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/07/27/clinton.kenya.ap/index.html

"A Kenyan says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter's hand in marriage five years ago -- and is still waiting for an answer."

If I were Bill Clinton, I would not just accept the offer, I'd throw in Hillary for free!

Harry Potter and Land of Virgins

So I was at Barns N Noble this friday night, the same day the new Harry Potter book came out. The whole place was PACKED! Filled with little kids in their little Harry Potter costumes, dragging thier miserable parents all over the place. They had actors in Harry Potter outfits & fake british accents signing autographs. I dunno why, it's not like they were real actors from the movie or anything, probably some C-rated actors, who work part time at Denny's after being spit out from the bottom of the porn industry. They had puppet shows, singers, face painters, you name it, they had it. It was like a full fletched Potty-fest going on there. Some of the little kids looked so cute in their little Harry Potter costumes but a part of me couldn't help feel sorry for them because you know half of those boys are never gonna get laid!


"To Virginity and Beyond!"

Not Another Teen Movie Scene of the day

Scene: Jake's girl friend just dumped him and his father is trying to console him...

Jake's Father: The good news is, I have the perfect rebound girl for you.
Jake: Really?
Jake's Father: Beverly, could you come in here!
An older woman enters the room
Jake: Dad! That's mom!
Jake's Father: What do you say? I'll leave you two alone. Make me proud son!

The Simpsons scene of the day

Scene: Homer Simpson is accused of being a communist, and there is a news report about him being a communist...

Kent Brockman: Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.

Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Star Wars Engrish Transration

Hilarious subtitles for Star Wars Episode III in the chinese edition of the movie... check it out:
http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

Lame Canada!

4th of July, most people know it as USA's Independance day, but what a lot of people don't know is that this day is special for us Canadians as well, for on this day, we celebrate our "Dependance Day"... our dependance on the US. for our economy, entertainment, draft evaders and handguns. If the US had not declared independance on this day, who knows, Canada may still be a British Colony... oh wait, Canada still is a British Colony... D'oh!

Oh well, Happy Independance Day everybody! :)