Bob Saget is God!

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/

"In the beginning Bob created comedy and entertainment. And the comedy was without punch lines, and the entertainment was mediocre; and eagerness was upon the face of the audience. And the Spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the masses.

And Bob said, Let there be laughter, and there was laughter. And Bob heard the laughter, that it was good: and Bob divided the laughter from the jeers. And Bob called the laughter happiness, and the jeers angriness. And the laughter and the applause were the first day."

(Sagenesis 1)