East Siiiiiide!

Watch out Bloods & Crips, the East Side Gang is here...yo!

 

Love of My Life

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P.S: This may be my last post on here because once my wife reads this, I will be in a coma for a while.

 

Pic of the Day

 

Obsessed

I got married about a week ago and I am going to Hawaii in a week but all I can think about is my golf swing! Is there something wrong with me?

 

Darth Tater (hic)

Over the weekend, Darth Tater got hold of some Canadian Club whiskey and has been proudly displaying that ever since.

 

Free Golf Lessons

May is supposed to be "Free Golf Lessons" month where you can get one on one instructions from a PGA instructor for free! The only catch is, the session only lasts 10 minutes, but hey, its free, what do you expect? And if you are lucky, you may get an instructor who wont walk away after 10 minutes. Yesterday, I had an appointment with Henry Ravenell at the Fred Enke Golf Course, he was supposed to only teach me for 10 minutes but he ended up spending about an hour with me. Heh, I didn't know my swing was THAT bad! Anyhoo, go to www.playgolfamerica.com and find your local PGA instructor(s) and schedule an appointment. Try to get lessons from as many instructors as you can, I had one appointment yesterday and I have 3 more scheduled for next week.

 

Fuse This!

No, I am not the kind to buy into the stupid marketing hypes but I decided to try out that new Fusion razor by Gillette. I figured, since I am about to be photographed more so than I ever have or hopefully ever will be in my life, I might try to look half decent, so I dished out the $10 or so for the razor and 1 cartridge. I got the vibrating one, thinking that if I didn't like the razor, I can always make use of it in other ways. Anywhoo, my first impression... ITS FREAKIN' HUGE! It almost feels like a cheese grater rubbing against your skin. Its ginormous size really doesn't bother you too much until you get to the curvy parts of your face, like the chin and jaws etc, then you really feel its size becoming a nuisance. Thanks to this razor, I got the worst ever shaving cut I've ever gotten in my life, and believe me, I have used a lot of crappy razors. The vibrating feature was supposed to make the shave better, but I couldn't tell the difference. It seems all the vibrations did was made my fingers numb after 5 minutes.
All in all, its a very crappy product. I definitely prefer my current Mach 3 over this expensive and useless POS.

 

Mom's Salary

This report by Salary.com says that if stay at home mom's were paid business type salaries for the kind of work they perform, they'd be making well over 6 figures in annual salary. They based this figure by counting the approximate number of hours stay at home mom's spend doing a chore and comparing that task to a REAL job. I think the whole concept of comparing household chores to an actual job is pretty stupid. Allow me to demonstrate; I am going to compare some of the tasks that a typical single male like myself performs to actual jobs and lets see how much money I should make on top of my regular job.

Task	Hours / week	Comparable Job
Driving to and from work	10	NASCAR Driver
Deciding what fast food to eat	5	CEO
Watching TV	10	TV Critic
Surfing internet porn	5	Software Engineer
Checking out girls	5	Market Analyst
Playing Sports/Excercising	10	Professional Athelete

So, by my estimate, I should be getting paid a 7 figure salary on top of what I get paid at work. Heh.

Moral of the story:
Women, shut your whining and go make me some pie!

 

ASU Alumni - Egg Hunt

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This is a scanned image of a page in the ASU Alumni magazine they keep mailing me. Lets see if you can find anything interesting on there, especially you Shaun.