Wednesday, April 05, 2006

666

All you crazy, apocalypse seeking fanatics who were dissapointed when the world was not destroyed after Y2K now have another date to look forward to, June 6th, 2006 or 6/6/6. That's the day when the beast will rise from the earth and wage a war against the saints. Frankly, I think I want the beasts to win, I heard they throw great partae's and they make the best Pina Coladas. Fo Shizzle!

Here is some more info on the beast that I found on the net:
  • 660 = Approximate number of the Beast
  • DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
  • 666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
  • 0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
  • / 666 = Beast Common Denominator
  • (-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
  • 6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
  • 1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
  • 6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
  • 1-666 = Area code of the Beast
  • 00666 = Zip code of the Beast
  • 666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
  • $665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
  • $699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
  • $769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
  • $656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
  • $646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
  • Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
  • Route 666 = Way of the Beast
  • 666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
  • 666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
  • 666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
  • 6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
  • $666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
  • Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
  • Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
  • i66686 = CPU of the Beast
  • 665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
  • 666i = BMW of the Beast
  • DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
  • 1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
  • 668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast

Here are some of my own:
  • 6.66 JigoWatts: The energy the Best requires to travel back in time
  • 6.65 9/10: The price for a gallon of gas at the local Beast-e-Mart station
  • 66.6 %: Alcohol by volume in triple distilled, premium Beast Vodka.
  • Mazda 666: The favorite car of the Beast
  • I-666: US Customs Form for Beasts when entering the US.
  • 6666: Beast's bank ATM pin.
  • .666: Beast's batting average.
  • 666 Mhz: The clock speed of the Beast
  • 670 Mhz: Overclocked Beast
Feel free to add more of your own :)


 

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Monday, April 03, 2006

Visited Countries



The map above shows the countries I've visited so far (in red). Hopefully I will be adding a lot more in the future. Its surprising that I've never been to Mexico considering I only live 50 or so miles from the border :-/

create your own visited countries map