Stupid Astrology Buffs

Next time, anybody mentions any astrological BS to you, forward this article to them:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_071.html

If they still believe in astrology, tell them that the tooth fairy is gonna knock their teeth off and Santa will not bring them any gifts this year.

P.S. I've recently added Astrologists to the list of people that I despise (like, Racists, Religious Fundamentalists, Hippies and people who watch Fox news).

 

Spring Training

We went to a spring traning game up in Phoenix last weekend. The Padres kicked the crap out of Brewers. We had fun. I think Shaun & Cameron would've enjoyed the game even more had their Gameboys not run out of batteries half way through the game :)

 

Arranged Marriage (part 2)

Pakistani Idol

 

Everybody Sounds Like Coldplay

Is it just me or the new song "Nothing Left To Lose" by Mat Kearney sounds EXACTLY as if it was by Coldplay. I mean, the guy sounds exactly like Chris Matthews and everything else about the song screams Coldplay. I don't blame them, if they wanna immitate somebody they might as well go for the second best group in the world (we all know U2 is the best) :)
Speaking of Coldplay, I was browsing iTunes Music Store and I came across this song by them called "Proof". iTunes shows its release date as sometime in 2005 though I never heard it on the radio or saw its video. Anywhoo, its a dang good song, go get it.... NOW!

 

Evil Kittens

I made this video using my web cam when they were only 10 weeks old. They used to be so cute, now they are just plain evil.

 

A Night At The Jillians

At Jillians in Scottsdale over the weekend.

 

Arranged Marriage (part 1)

Wedding Forecast

Typical weather in Omaha around my wedding date:

Date	Sunrise	Sunset	Avg. High	Avg. Low	Record High	Record Low
May 10	6:12 AM	8:32 PM	72°F	48°F	90°F (1962)	33°F (1981)
May 11	6:11 AM	8:33 PM	73°F	49°F	91°F (1958)	30°F (1981)
May 12	6:10 AM	8:34 PM	73°F	49°F	93°F (1962)	32°F (1969)
May 13	6:09 AM	8:35 PM	73°F	49°F	89°F (1988)	28°F (1997)
May 14	6:08 AM	8:36 PM	74°F	50°F	93°F (2001)	33°F (1953)

 

Poems

This is the poem that I currently have in the program for my wedding ceremony:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And poems are gay!

 

Golf N Stuff

I was at Sports Authority this weekend, looking for a new golf putter when a guy approached me.

Him: "Do you know a lot about Golf?".
Me: "Yeah, a little".
Him: "I don't know which club should I buy. My neighbors dog keeps sh!tting in my yard and I want to buy a golf club so I can throw the f***ing sh!t back to his yard."
Me: "How far do you wanna fling poo?"
Him "About that far" (points to the door, about 30 feet away)
Me: "Yeah, a sand wedge should do the job."
Him: "Oh cool, thanks" (takes a sand wedge and leaves)

 

Buzzword of the Day

"Futurecast"

This is what the local NBC station in Tucson is calling its weather forecasts. So now when they incorrectly predict rain on a completely sunny day, they will do it while sounding cool!