Golf

I played my first round of golf yesterday with Bobbee and Mike (my future father in law) at the Fred Enke golf course. I shot a 62 and lost only 4 golf balls, not too shabby for a n00b.



I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy in once. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore." But I was too busy mumbling, "there ain't no way that's gonna hit him." (Mitch Hedberg)

 

Romance of the Jedi

 

Who's Your Panda?

Don't you just love Pandas? They are so cute and innocent!

 

Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


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Engaged

So anyways, Bobbee and I had been dating since August, though it seems like forever, I figured before she realizes that she is wayyy out of my league, why not pre-emptively propose to her. So I took her up to Mt. Lemmon, near the spot where she once threw a surprise picnic for me, and yada yada yada.... I am getting married this summer.

 

Happy 2006