Stupid Question

Since today is "Ask a Stupid Question Day", here is one for y'all...

What's the deal with Ovaltine? I mean, the cup's round, the jar's round, shouldn't it be called Roundtine?

 

Kindergarten Teacher

If my Kindergarten teacher looked this cute, I'd still be learning my ABC's right now...

 

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

 

SAQ

Here is a little SAQ (Seldom Asked Questions) about me:

- Whats your shoe size?
9 1/2

- Why did I name my cat Maximus?
He is named after General Maximus Decimus Meridius (The Gladiator). I like Greek/Roman names that end with "us". I was gonna name him Doofus but I opted for Maximus instead.

- How much money did I really save by switching to Geico?
Not much really because I use Progressive.

- Why a Jetta?
Because I was sick of all my friends and family only buying Honda's and Toyota's.

- But why did you lease it?
Because I was stupid.

- How much do you weigh?
You know you are not supposed to ask a lady that question.

- What's your favorite snack?
These days, Rice Krispy Treats.

- What's up with "Sam"?
Because I am sick of hearing the "Hey, you must be a terrorist ... ha ha ha.." joke.

- Why do you try to immitate Cartman?
Because he is hella cool, God dammit!

- Do you wanna get high?
Nah, that's Towelie's job.

- Do you really think people are actually gonna read this SAQ?
Nope, I mean, they'd have to be total losers if they do :)

 

Take me out to the ball game...

My first baseball game!!!

 

Died in the cube of glory...

Last year when I went on my vacation to Canadia, after I came back to work, I found one of my Intel beany dudes hanged by a Lynch mob... the poor fella has been left hangin' by his neck since then...
Oh and now that I finally have a camera phone, hopefully I will be posting a lot more pics in my blog now. A few weeks ago, I saw two hamsters having sex in their cages at Petsmart... oh boy, I so wish I had a camera phone with me then...


PS: This is what the part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

 

Bio-Diesel

Apparently this dude in Germany invented a car that runs on dead cats!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html

If the gas prices have your car just sittin'
You can go plenty far if you kill a kitten

 
 

Jihad Joe

(click on the picture to enlarge)

Hee hee... I want one of those, it should go well with my "Beverly Hills Saddam" and "Malibu Ayatollah" and "Pretty in Pink Gadaffi" doll collection... :)

Freedom 2005

This morning before the men's US Open semi-final, they were showing a little documentary about Martina Navratilova (the Tennis player) about how she had to seek assylum in the US when she defected from Chzecoslovakia back in the 70's because people over there were being opressed. At the very end of the interview, she was asked about the current political scene in the US and she mentioned how we went to Iraq so the people over there can finally be free to do what they want to do and say what they want to say, but if anybody here in the US expresses their opinion against the current administration or against the war, the Republicans / Conservatives label them as unpatriotic and tell them to get out of America!
Heh heh, what she said once again proves my theory... that ugly people usually are smart :)

Sore Loser

Talk about being a sore loser, this is what Venus Williams had to say after she lost to Kim Clijsters at the US Open Quarter Finals.

"I was playing decent and she started playing really bad and it totally threw me off... She was playing weird. Next thing I knew I was playing as bad as she was. She started hitting these weird shots, short balls. ... I guess maybe it was a good strategy. It just threw me off."




So whatever little dignity she had left after the loss, she had to throw it away by her stupid comments. I am so glad she is out. Now I can't wait for the Semi Final match between Sharapova & Clijsters. The good thing about that match will be that no matter who loses, I'll win :)

Mt. Lemmon

Somewhere on the Aspen Trail.... hee hee.. I said Ass! :-P

(from left to right) Omar, Me and Shaun.